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KHumberton Profile Information

Looking for Trouble or More..
Age 45 From Los Angeles, California - Online - Yesterday
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

First name  
Joe
I Can Speak  
English, French
I Would Describe Myself As  
Let's see... A little about me. I work too much, and relax not enough. I like to read classic literature to better myself, and watch classic films to feel hip and urbane. I like to think I have good taste in music, and when I karaoke I feel compelled to warn people I'm tone deaf. I don't wear my glasses anymore unless I'm being lazy. I was engaged once, so I'm mostly domesticated. Mostly. I think I'm really funny, and always laugh at my own jokes. Is that so wrong?

My name is Joseph (you can call me Joe), and I'm a 45 year old living in a seemingly cool, but harsh section of Los Angeles, California.

If you have anymore questions of me, please, feel free to ask. I am generally a pretty open individual. This sounds really trite, eh?

I've learned in looking for trouble you rarely find any. So I guess this is my way of making sure my life is dull. Luck don't fail me now. Let’s have fun and see where it goes. I'd love to get a text from you if you're interested. (J0E)WUX-BOXT

I'm a tall blond white guy, fun, attractive, and I'm sure I have some value to the right lady. Sometimes I can even be charming & handsome.
Sign  
Gemini

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Average
My Height Is  
6' 2 (1.88 m)
My Eyes Are  
Blue
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Yes
My Best Feature Is  
Eyes
My Hair Is  
Blonde
I Have One Or More Of These  
No pets
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is  
University Degree
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Medical / Health
I Make This Much In A Year  
$45,000USD To $59,999USD
I Live  
Alone
At Home  
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Outcast
My Social Behavior Is  
Friendly, Comedic
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Reading, Movies, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Theater, Camping, Volunteering
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Drinking, Reading A Book, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Maybe meet in a park, then walk somewhere for desert & conversation.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Goofy

Views

My Religion Is  
Christian
I Attend Services  
On Holidays
My Political Views Are  
Middle Of The Road
My Goal In Life Is  
Find someone who tolerates me enough to do the whole marriage, family, happily ever after thing.

Also to be a useful man.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Situation Comedies, Movies, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rock, Blues
When I Read, I Always Read  
Classic, Comic, Fiction, History, Horror, Humor, Political, Satire, Science Fiction, Supernatural
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Going out and seeing what sort of shenanigans I can find in downtown. Maybe a movie, maybe dinner & drinks, sometimes wandering & people watching.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Wit, Flirtatiousness, Oddities, Great Skills, Humor, Good Looks, Intelligence
What Do You Look For?  
What I'm looking for is a classy lady, who is both smart and funny. Quick witted and fiesty, is good as well. It would also help if she had a high tolerance for idiots. I have big feet, and am often found with my foot in my mouth. Just to forewarn.

I hope this honesty doesn't scare anyone off. Independent minded only need apply. Please bring your own opinions, lunch will be provided for applicants.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed
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